Hallmark - Which one is the funniest?

I am entering a Hallmark contest and need help deciding which one of my cards is the funniest. The contest is called, "A Girl's Gotta Laugh." The concept is to make a funny card for a woman that helps her get though a stressful time. Emphasis on the funny. I can only submit one (contest ends on Feb. 22), so please tell me your opinion!

Option 1: Front

Option 1: Inside

No...not the job.
No...not the guy.
No...not the million-dollar idea.

I just meant my hair.

Option 2: Front

Option 2: Inside

And that's just to ride cement sheep.

Keep at it!

Option 3: Front

Option 3: Inside

A drunk guy told me that once.

Keep it up, 10!

Option 4: Front

Option 4: Inside

How else will the groceries, medical bills,
house payments, car payments, and kids' schooling ever get paid for?

Keep at it!

Comment, please!
Have a great day!
~Christy

Recent Photos: Animals and Snow

Oh Photography...how I have missed you. In the following photos, you will find either animals and/or snow. Enjoy!

Blurred effect in Photoshop

And finally...we love her

Have a great day!
~Christy